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The Battle of Tarrasque vs. Cattron

from Songs in the Key of D&D by Amy Vorpahl

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This is such an inside joke song based on a 24-hour charity stream we did ages ago, but it was so epic, I had to turn it into this punk rock anthem to these two colossal beasts. No worries if you don't understand the lyrics--hopefully you enjoy the tune!

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Hey Mr. Tarrasque, look over there
All of my cats kitty-pulted in air
Now they’re coming down with their family bond
Made stronger by love, to form Cat-Tron

CHORUS:
It’s the battle of Tarrasque versus Cat-Tron
A battle for the ages
T-T-Tarrasque versus Cat-Tron
They’ll melt your f-ing faces!

The Tarrasque stood tall though he soiled his pants
And he gave the cultists the death they asked
To our Holy Cat-tron, we looked like ants
But we all did our part to take down the Tarrasque

Donovan, Arqe and Tygur engaged
In effective but ill-advised melee
Dayl sneak-attacked, Udo rained meteors
But what Asher did, we’re all still not sure

{CHORUS}

Five cats made up its head
And eight cats made up its body
And four cats made up its sword
And two cats made up its tail
And one cat made up its anger
And the last cat gave her a mighty roar

{CHORUS}

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from Songs in the Key of D&D, released March 10, 2017
Amy Vorpahl: Writer and Lead Vocals
Maxi Morales: Producer, Arranger, Recording/Mixing Engineer, Guitars, Background Vocals

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Amy Vorpahl Los Angeles, California

Amy Vorpahl is an actor, writer, Dungeon Master and songstress! She has been playing D&D since college, and her music is inspired by her many experiences at the table. Amy has written D&D modules for Official D&D (WOTC), Dungeon in a Box, and you can see her DM-ing various places online or through a window from the bushes outside her gaming friend's house! ... more

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